Monday 27 August 2012

Entertainment stuff from the week 20-26/8/12

Red Dwarf X teaser: 'Kryten and the Cat in sync'
http://youtu.be/BYBcMjxgo_M

| For the Dwarfers:
| https://twitter.com/RichardDGNaylor/status/238961779089231872/photo/1
| http://llewblog.squarespace.com/red-dwarf/2012/8/20/unusual-audience-members.html
|
| We have the names of the episodes, too:
|  Trojan -- Fathers And Suns -- Lemons -- Entangled -- Dear Dave -- The Beginning
| http://llewblog.squarespace.com/red-dwarf/2012/8/22/red-dwarf-x-episode-titles.html
|
| And onset pics:
| http://uktv.co.uk/dave/blogpost/aid/653473
|
| The new series might... *might*... be first airing on the 4th October:
| http://ganymede.tv/atspeed/2012/08/tv-trailer-incoming-tomorrow-also-vindalunar

'Rolling In The Higgs' (parody of 'Rolling In The Deep' by Adele)
http://youtu.be/VtItBX1l1VY

'Israeli biblical park outfits donkeys with Wi-Fi'
A theme park intended to immerse tourists within the heady biblical atmosphere of ancient pre-Israel has fitted its donkeys with Wi-Fi :-/
"Scherr visited the park with his wife and children, all dressed in traditional garb. The family could easily have been mistaken for shepherds from a bygone age — were it not for their Camelbacks, iPads and smartphones."
Well, you'd have to be a bonkers-nut-job to want to go there, anyway. Who'd notice the ass-ininity (get it?) of a stone age donkey with a sun roof, games console, and power steering?
http://phys.org/news/2012-08-israeli-biblical-outfits-donkeys-wi-fi.html

Pareidolic fingers on Mars:
http://doubtfulnews.com/2012/08/find-the-finger-in-this-foto-of-mars/

Best pareidolia ever?
http://richardwiseman.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/best-pareidolia-ever-2/

"A Finnish teenager has smashed the world record -- and probably his phone -- in this year's annual mobile-phone throwing contest in Finland."
""There will be no doping tests," organisers said on their English website."
http://phys.org/news/2012-08-world-mobile-phone-contest.html
'tis true:
http://youtu.be/JOySGkgnEps

Justin Hawkins interview:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2012/aug/23/darkness-justin-hawkins-30-minutes
And Justin's new hand - with Queen all over it!
http://www.queenonline.com/en/news-archive/darkness-we-will-rock-you-genius/

Official album sampler for the special edition 'Barcelona' album, out on 3rd September (samples all tracks)
http://youtu.be/WjpEuUhwSIU


Superstition Of The Week: Spatilomancy -- divination by prodding around in horse shit

Not to be confused with splatomancy:
http://www.encyclo.co.uk/define/spatilomancy

Film Quote Of The Week: "Gentlemen -- you can't fight in here -- this is the War Room!" - Dr. Strangelove

Weird Word Of The Week: Head Cheese.

Not to be confused with smegma!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese


'And "Misleading Y-axis Of The Year" goes to... Fox News!'
LOL - it ranges from 34 to 42%, deliberately to inflate the perceived difference between "NOW" and "Jan. 1, 2013"
http://bengoldacre.posterous.com/and-misleading-y-axis-of-the-year-goes-to-fox

Rock Against Repatriation (with Brian May) - Sailing (Instrumental Version)
http://youtu.be/1uGgfYY9T6o

Problem, Einstein xD
http://www.gigglesglore.com/pic/1051/Problem

Michael Legge gives a talk to the Edinburgh Fringe, about 'psychic' charlatan Joe power, and how embarrassingly crap he is. Very funny. Slightly sweary, LOL
http://youtu.be/5UH_QXF7lJ0

Try one of these -- if you dare!
http://www.daveansell.co.uk/?q=taxonomy/term/1

Funny pics (from Lizzy the lezzy's Facebook feed):

"Our muffins are moist and sticky, just like Fanny's."
http://underscoopfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/66The_Innocence_Of_50_s_Adver.jpg

"Muff.a.licious"
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a190/kraymond19/SavorMuff.jpg

Inspired by Todd Akin's bizarre making-shit-up-like-a-true-politician moment:

'7 of the Craziest Myths About Female Biology of All Time'
http://www.alternet.org/gender/7-craziest-myths-about-female-biology-all-time?paging=off

The Onion's parody:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/pregnant-woman-relieved-to-learn-her-rape-was-ille,29258/?ref=auto


A joke. Gratuitiously nationalistic; but it still made me chuckle:

Frau Merkel arrives at passport control in Athens:
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
.... "German" she replied.
"Occupation?"
...."No, just here for a few days"...


Buggered-up bathroom builds:
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120426_att6354349.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120426_att6354350.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120426_att6354351.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120426_att6354352.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120426_att6354353.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120426_att6354354.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120426_att6354355.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120426_att6354356.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120426_att6354357.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120426_att6354358.jpg

"Get your mind out of the gutter!", they say. But life's so much fun from there...

http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120425_image00111.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120425_image00222.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120425_image00333.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120425_image00444.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120425_image00555.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120425_image00666.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120425_image00777.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120425_image00888.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120425_image0101010.jpg

More funnies, to finish:

http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120504_image010.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120504_image012.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120504_image013.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120504_image015.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120504_image016.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120504_image017.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/att00237.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120504_image019.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120504_image020.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120504_image021.jpg
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/att00255.jpg

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